by LachyHasAMassivePenis February 26, 2022
Get the Joe Brandonmug. by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014
Get the Brandon Johnsonmug. A really cool guy who used to know a cool kid named troy but troy fucked him over and thats not cool
by JV MVP March 30, 2009
Get the Brandon Holmesmug. A term made up for a sexual devient who persues and chases women who most weigh less then 85 pounds. The girl must have two fingers lodged in her throat at least once after every meal or snack. Personal hygene is only acceptable if hairspray, deoderant and tampons are found outside the girls house in a gutter and/or behind a bush.
by cody goodie January 5, 2009
Get the Brandon Skinnymug. Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.
Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"
by bandanasarerad August 21, 2006
Get the Brandon Flowersmug. The biggest tool in the world, and main vocalist of The Killers. Seriously. This man(?) has single-handedly mutilated the art of music and then called bands like The Bravery "posers" and claiming that people such as Kurt Cobain "took the fun out of rock and roll." Therefore, I nominate Brandon "the murderer" Flowers for biggest douche in the universe.
by Ninjarachnid February 7, 2010
Get the Brandon Flowersmug. Brandon- The English Derivative of the French name "Brendan" meaning famous and well liked
Loftis- The man who will take over the World
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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!
Loftis- The man who will take over the World
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Brandon Loftis- The english man who will one day take over the world!
Guy 1: DUDE! That guy looks just like the Brandon Loftis in the movie!
Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...
Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..
Guy 2: Really? I thought He died in that movie...
Guy 1: Yeah, but so what? He could still be real..
by Jacobthewolfslayer April 24, 2009
Get the Brandon Loftismug.