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Golden Retriever Boyfriend

A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
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the most amazing boyfriend

This ones easy, his name is Cory. Tall and strong and handsome! This is the sweetest guy you will ever know! Im so incredibly lucky to call him mine! He's absolutely perfect inside and out! And did I mention he has the sexiest butt the worlds ever seen? ;) Xxxx<3
The way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: The insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the Saturday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! He truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
by baileyymorgan December 6, 2012
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Suck your boyfriends dick

I suck my boyfriends dick everyday because its suck your boyfriends dick
by Niggersaregay June 25, 2021
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Boyfriend

I do not have, or need a boyfriend... i think
by DetectiveRosePeep May 6, 2018
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perfect boyfriend

Willing to do anything to make your girl happy.
"hey babe can you rub my feet?"

"ew no i hate feet"

you're not the perfect boyfriend.
by StraightTruthGiver October 28, 2019
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boyfriend block

when a hot ass senior at your college wants your dick but has a boyfriend. you go to her room shes not there but when you leave shes outside and so you walk on by she calls you back but then her fcuking boyfriend shows up and you go back to the dorm to beat it
i almost fucked her but then the boyfriend block came up
by diiiiiiiii October 27, 2007
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boyfriend

love is something we believe to have in one another but never rlly see it.
we believe that when you get a "boyfriend" it's for life and you see some boyfriends may be for life but others are not...
you see the word "boyfriend" itself finishes in the word end now you may read this and believe wrong but for me every boyfriend always has an end, just like love.
And people when they loose their boyfriend they believe that there heart is broken...
it's not ❤️
abby: heyyy bby hows you day been? xxx❤️🌍

boyfriend: ye it was good thanks.

abby:i miss you 🌍🌍xx

message left on read

boyfriend: hey...

abby: hey xxxxxx

boyfriend: i'm done with this i hate you

your a bitch plus i found someone better 🙄bye !

abby:but i "love"you 😭❤️
"message failed to send"

you see even love can't send
by iz🌍y July 14, 2019
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