book

"koob" spelled backwards.

by EricBot July 30, 2003

bookface

somebody who purposely says it just to wind up the avid followers of facebook. Somebody who doesnt use facebook but knows of it.

a-hey mate u stil on bookface?..
b-no u idiot its facebook.. have u never been on it?
a-nah mate..ive gotta life!

by blueram January 21, 2009

booka deez

An expression meaning to shoot yourself in the balls; to bust a cap in your sack.
An expression used to show irony or surprise.

Oh yea? BOOKA DEEZ!
Well well well...Booka deeeez.

by EDBTZ October 15, 2003

bookeeping

1.(v) Word used by incompetent (and typically of Mexican heritage) med-school students to describe the managing of financial records or the arrangement of literature. Often confused with bookkeeping by those who use it.
2.(v) The keeping of boo by someone, typically the Ghostbusters or Michael J. Fox.

1. Man1: "Spell bookkeeping."
Man2: "B.o.o.k.e.e.p.i.n.g"

2. Man1: What are Dan Akroid and Bill Murray doing on TV with that green guy?
Man2: Bookeeping

by Glynnjamin January 2, 2006

Book

A blank notebook shared between best friends or an amoeba. The friends take turns adding entries pertaining to life, boys, sex, school and the idiots that make up half of our population. The Book is treasured by the friends and can be seen only by their eyes. It is exchanged between it's owners at candlelit vigils.

1) The amoeba has a Book.
2) One day those girls will publish The Book.

by amoeba woman May 31, 2009

bookends

Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.

Look at those bookends!

by Dezertman July 27, 2014

Cunt-book-bitch

An insult of the highest caliber. Invented and used in locally Glen Allen, Virginia.

Dude, you're such a cunt-book-bitch.

by UNKNOWN August 18, 2004