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Dumb Blonde

god ur such a jax
jax is such a dumb blonde
by vytjtftuhjmvgujvutjgxchg fcyhv December 8, 2023
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The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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Chalk.Blonde

The 2nd greatest band to hail from Waterford ever, behind pins n needles of course.
Person 1: " God I love Chalk.Blonde the greatest band to ever hail from Waterford y'know?"
Person 2: "Yes I too love chalk.blonde Omg Charlie is So HOT!!! Are you going to their gig in electric avenue"
Person 1: "I prefer Joseph honestly"
by The willow wisp April 1, 2024
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toe blonde

A phrase to use when you are just barely asleep and wake up and think you've just come up with the most brilliant temperature degree rating.

Kind of like lukewarm but lukewarm to the point where you stick your toe in it and your toe is comfortable and blonde, I guess.
hot damn it is very toe blonde in here rn like lukewarm but my toe is comfortable and blonde y'know

hot damn it is very toe blond in here rn like lukewarm but cold white paleness y'know
by mediocre_noodle April 12, 2024
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bleach blonde butch body

"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?
by cogncierge May 18, 2024
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bleach blonde bad built butch body

bleach blonde bad built butch body: A brutally concise physical description of a notional congressperson ruled not to be in violation of non-personnal attack rules for adding descriptive statements to the congressional record.
Congressional Representative Jasmine Crockett, TX: "Mr. Chairman, are you saying that if I spoke about someone's bleach blonde bad built butch body it would not be in violation of the record?"
by Powerfoe May 22, 2024
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