Blinds

A dead-end or trap, a blind corner, but also meaning anything impossible or hopeless.

"You'll hit the blinds if you try lying to the boss."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

The Blind Gummies

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

by The Texian September 5, 2018

Snow Blindness

A black woman who exclusively dates white men.

Aisha got that Snow Blindness, she only dates white dudes

by Neon Clear May 29, 2024

You is Blind

Something people say when someone is looking at something the wrong way or judges something wrong. Usually said among younger people and city people. The phrase is known for being said in Rush Hour 3.

Jacky: That girl is a solid 9.
Terrell: Nah. You is blind. She’s a 6 at best.

by Colinthe6ixGod November 7, 2020

blind class

just a blind guy who is secretly stronger than all of the scp characters caz the fucking the plot

james : hey blind class read this and finish the spell thanks

blind class : blinks blinks

by cam the man who is also sam December 14, 2021

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.

Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"

by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025