Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 29, 2021
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Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
by Kristinarepp March 29, 2021
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Blind Drooling Monkey

A sexual gesture in which both partners remove all clothing and kiss and or drool all over each other’s body while blind folded.

Can also be written as 🙈🤤
Aye yo Victor, have you ever tried blind drooling monkey with your girl?
by HappyHippopotamus July 03, 2019
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Blind

When someone cant see anything due to an obstruction in their line of sight
Lucy without her glasses makes her blind - lucy with her glasses on makes her look like the woman from weakest link
by Funnylad22 December 05, 2021
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Blind

Blind is a book by your mother. It is about a blind girl named Samantha who faces many trials because of that. In the end some things work out for her like she gets her sight back and meets the man of her dreams but some other things don’t work work out like she goes to jail for murder.
“Hey! Have you read the new book, Blind?”

“Did you hear that My Copy of Blind part 2 just came out?”
by Awesomestever July 21, 2022
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Blind

or more commonly known as carso197 is a word to describe somebody or thing that can not see out of either eyes or in some cases 1 eye
by Danduerango June 21, 2022
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Blinds

A derogatory/offensive word used in the place of “curtains”. Mostly offensive towards blind people.
Guy: It’s too bright in here, close the blinds please.
Stevie Wonder: Excuse me, that’s quite offensive.
by yungbob May 04, 2021
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