eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.

James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows

by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024

Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not

Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts

by bobbeling July 10, 2016

Blinded by Nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia is typically a term referring to a player in a video game who knows that they enjoyed a certain newer update of a game, but act as if an older update of the game was better, because it was more "nostalgic", even though the update didn't bring really good stuff.

"Season 3 was better than Chapter 2 Season 2"
"You are blinded by nostalgia"

by poofart96 August 21, 2023

fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind

by Luick July 18, 2016

blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

by animalshelly February 4, 2010

Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 10, 2016