Blagojeviching

1. a scandalous person
2. to damage or cheapen
3. selling ones senate seat.... which is ILLEGAL!

senator Blagojevich had been Blagojeviching the seat of senator Obama

by AAAAAAZZZZZZ January 9, 2009

BlackBerranoia

A condition that a BlackBerry owner experiences when a certain amount of time goes by and there are no signs of any calls, text messages, IM's, Facebook notifications, etc. and one becomes paranoid and starts to panic thinking that their phone service is cut off.

James: Yo I haven't received any text messages, any IM's, or Facebook notifications in the past 5 minutes...I think Verizon just disconnected my phone service!!

Patrick: man are you serious?

James: yeah this is crazy....oh wait I just got a text message right now!

Patrick: man you just had a case of BlackBerranoia!!

by Douglas GoodBeard June 21, 2009

blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.

I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!

by ueno1 May 16, 2009

Blazer Tagging

1. To be high while playing the game laser tag.

Dude we smoked 5 bowls stop at McD's then decided to hit up Laser Nation and go blazer tagging.

by MSL___ October 23, 2009

Black Caravan'd

(v) To have a faction well established in Faerunian lore get wtfpwned by a completely contrived DM plot device with no bearing whatsoever on the actual campaign setting or events.

See: Deus ex machina

DUDE! The Banites just got Black Caravan'd on Amia by Pig Face!

by TheFreyMan January 19, 2010

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

blah me

A self-centered person

Roy: Man, I can't believe how much Belle could talk, she just got things to say on any possible subjects!

Jay: Yeah, she's a blah me.

Roy: Huh?

Jay: No matter what topics and how much she says, you can summarize all into two words, 'blah' and 'me'. Blah blah blah me me blah blah... She just needs your attention mate.

Roy: You're freaking right!

by tm annon December 15, 2010