Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

in a bit

it means never

friend: I'll join in a bit
*10 hours later*

by Spookyv May 31, 2022

Bit

simple past tense of bite, it can also be used to call the part of a bridle that goes into the horse's mouth

The dog bit me

by Cassius_☺ December 22, 2021

Bit

1. Domesticated and shortened version of Bitch meant to refer to a friend

2. A piece of something

3. Past tense bite

1. Hi BIT! Let's go pummel some of our ex-niggas!
2. Toby spilt a bit of his cum in Martina's pussy
3. the wolf bit the sheep's leg off

by Ffuycyccyt8 December 25, 2021

yeah lil bit

Yeah lil bit means when someone means to say Yes but is to scared to say so because they think they are going to get shut down. But the important part is that they were fully decided and said yes!!

Do you want a q-dog? (Answer) Yeah lil bit

by I am correct for this one October 21, 2019

Bits

Originates from the vernacular of South Londoners, a synonym for "drugs". Can be used with an adjective to specify the particular type of drug, e.g. Medium bits in relation to MDMA. Alternatively, a noun modifier may be used to stipulate the type e.g. Cardboard bits for Weed.

Those whose use the word "Bits" have also been known to exclaim the word "oi", with the tendency to prolongate the word in conversation.

Will: "Shaun, have you been on the bits again you fiend".

Chris" Oiiiiiii, get your Bits out".

by Bitswood October 22, 2019

bit-more-ji

The fat version of your bitmoji, when there is a “bit more” of you.

I’m going to eat so much at Thanksgiving dinner I’m going to change into my bit-more-ji.

by Brucerton October 23, 2019