bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied December 13, 2012

the birds and the bees

a polite way of saying boys and girls + fucking w/out condom = baby

"Son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees." "I already know about the birds and the bees." "No, I mean, the other type of birds and bees." "Ohhhh..."

by Mo Money October 13, 2003

My bird

An extremely good looking girl who loves me and my cock

"my bird is a stunner, pity about yours"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

bird's custard

A thickish, yellowish discharge emitted from a ladies clunge when she is particularly receptive to sir's amorous advances. The favoured dish when dining at the Y

When eating hairy pie I do like a helping of bird's custard.

by zippy_uk January 3, 2007

look at the birds

1. Doesn't mean anything. Used to fill a gap in the conversation.
2. Expression of resignation, like a verbal shrug.
3. Observe them girl types.

1. (Pause)
Fredrick: Look at the birds
(Pause)
2. Chadworth: We're done for.
Marshall: Look at the birds.
3. Stines: Look at the birds.
Jobsman: Noice!

by Smocko October 10, 2004

bird dogging

The activist tactic of attending public appearances by politicians in order to win new policies. Strategies have included asking questions, shaking hands, chanting, etc. HIV/AIDS activists coined this usage to describe pre-election efforts targeting politicians. Note: The usage that involves men flirting with women is an actual word in Webster's.

Bird dogging Obama and McCain on the campaign trail was difficult but contributed to some important results.

by actup-ny July 29, 2009

Big Bird

A woman who has a strangely proportioned body where she has a huge front fanny (sandbag) and a massive arse so she resembles the paedophile bird from Sesame St.

Whoaaa man, look at that Big Bird. Bet she has a wide set vagina.

by she's a maniac July 5, 2010