bandana bath

Soaking a bandana in water and soap and rubbing your armpits at a sink in place of taking an actual shower.

There were no showers at the camp site so I took a bandana bath instead.

by 666.0420.69 June 21, 2017

Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 2, 2020

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

bath truffle

When you are in a bathtub or hot tub and someone poops.

(Turd in the hot tub) is that a bath truffle?

by MayMay85 April 5, 2021

Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 23, 2019

Bath Binging

When you bring your phone into the bathroom and watch youtube videos for hours on end on the toilet, sometimes with a charger plugged into the wall. (pronounced binge-ing, not bing-ing)

"Will Adam ever leave the bathroom?"
"I think he's bath binging."
"I hate that guy."

by ExactSandwich May 27, 2018