Based

A stupid fucking word

Hate this shit

Based

by Edgy teens dont like me June 26, 2021

Based

(adj) a word used to describe or comment on a controversial opinion or idea that you RESPECT, not necessarily one that you AGREE WITH.

The word is common among Reddit users, especially those in r/PoliticalCompassMemes or similar subreddits, although it is often used incorrectly.

Friend: Look at this cool America #1 T-shirt I just bought!

Me: Made in China?

Friend: ...
Me: Based

Friend: F*cked up opinion
Me who doesn't know the actual meaning of based: Oh wow this is so based! I completely agree with this so it is based! Never have I witnessed a more based statement in my life! This totally sums me up! Based based based!

by Erik42069 October 10, 2021

96th Base

When you acquire two rather large women (120kg minimum). Get them to stick chopsticks up their nostrils and wear flippers on their hands and feet, while flapping up and down on top of each other. You must masturbate with a salmon over them. Make fish pate with the remains and feed it to said fat girls through a snorkle, all while Free Willy plays in the background.

Guy 1: Man you smell like fish

Guy 2: Yeah got to 96th base-in it x

by 2inchAl March 28, 2013

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 7, 2014

national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

by Jbee153 September 14, 2021

gunn baseball

the best high school baseball program in America. they also have the best baseball coach in the world.

gunn baseball also has the best high school pitching staff in the world.

gunn baseball brian kelly baseball

by Jon jung November 27, 2007

Third Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out or making love, the couple advances by heavy petting and touching, while potentially removing a few articles of clothing.
This can include touching of the woman's bare legs, breasts, and hips. This can lead to the touching of private-areas.

For some, this can lead to stimulating one-another's private regions by Touch.
In more hardcore culture, this can also include oral sex or fingering. See also Mutual Masturbation

"I want to go and play. But Mommy says, that Angela is busy on the other side of the Hill. And that I have to wait until they leave. My friend Sam says they are on Third Base."

by SMX February 8, 2013