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bar exam

The exam that graduates of law school must take if they wish to becomes licensed to practice. Its the worst thing ever and it ruins your life for a number of months. its so annoying. equivilent to medical boards for med students. the bar exam becomes a huge fucking migrane every day.
dude, i graduated law school now i have to take the bar exam, my life is going to be a prison for the next 3 months.
by jboxrocks December 28, 2005
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Titty Bar

Boys save your ones. We're going to the titty bar.
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bar baby

bar ba·by
bar bey-bee

-noun

2. a young child who, when their father is watching them, accompanies him at the local bar. Often to a place with other fathers doing the same with their child.
I didn't turn out too bad for being a bar baby!
by DJ Mastemind September 17, 2010
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klondike bar

Any form of sex, usually a blowjob.
what would I would do for a klondike bar...
by Rainman June 17, 2005
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half bar

When your penis is at half length and is an inconveience.
Boy 1: Man wtf is in ur pants?

boy 2: dude i got a half bar shutup
by echo_33 January 10, 2007
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Schelonka Bar

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.
by Prison master1 July 31, 2009
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Bar name

The simplified version of their real name that pretty much anyone who doesn't have a totally White-bread name comes up with to give out when (loud, white) people at bars, clubs, etc. come up and ask what their names are.

Useful for avoiding annoying, endless repeated attempts by the asker to 'get the name right', or avoiding the inevitable "So where are you from? ...So where are you *really* from?" questions.

Almost always only a syllable or two, and easy to shout in someone's ear when the music is loud.

Often a middle name or something that the person doesn't normally go by.
"Hi, I'm Shan!" -Bar name of Shaniqua

"Hey man, I'm Zee, nice to meet you" -Bar name of Zaid
by Televangelist April 22, 2009
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