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bar exam

The exam that graduates of law school must take if they wish to becomes licensed to practice. Its the worst thing ever and it ruins your life for a number of months. its so annoying. equivilent to medical boards for med students. the bar exam becomes a huge fucking migrane every day.
dude, i graduated law school now i have to take the bar exam, my life is going to be a prison for the next 3 months.
by jboxrocks December 28, 2005
mugGet the bar exammug.

Titty Bar

Boys save your ones. We're going to the titty bar.
mugGet the Titty Barmug.

bar baby

bar ba·by
bar bey-bee

-noun

2. a young child who, when their father is watching them, accompanies him at the local bar. Often to a place with other fathers doing the same with their child.
I didn't turn out too bad for being a bar baby!
by DJ Mastemind September 17, 2010
mugGet the bar babymug.

klondike bar

Any form of sex, usually a blowjob.
what would I would do for a klondike bar...
by Rainman June 17, 2005
mugGet the klondike barmug.

half bar

When your penis is at half length and is an inconveience.
Boy 1: Man wtf is in ur pants?

boy 2: dude i got a half bar shutup
by echo_33 January 10, 2007
mugGet the half barmug.

bar bunny

n. A bartender whose most important asset is his/her looks, rather than any skill in preparing drinks, remembering orders, resolving disputes, or dealing with belligerent patrons. May help to increase a bar's revenue from tips, explaining why so many of them manage to keep their jobs. Stereotypically female, but male examples are common. (Compare with the sci-fi term "bridge bunny.")

This term is also used to refer to a certain kind of drinker, but there are many other names for them.
My cousin's boyfriend works at the Louie's on Grand Avenue. He's a total bar bunny--he has to remind himself which end of a glass to pour beer into--but he's good at flattering insecure customers who feel like their lives have already peaked. So they leave big tips and all the employees benefit.
by Typac Shakur March 23, 2011
mugGet the bar bunnymug.

Schelonka Bar

Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.
by Prison master1 July 31, 2009
mugGet the Schelonka Barmug.

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