by LilDingaling March 13, 2024
Get the Icecream Bagel mug.A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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Get the jonathan bagel mug.Something that has everything.
by The_Warl0ck May 27, 2024
Get the The Bagel mug.Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie
by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025
Get the Blueberry bagel mug.If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”
Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”
by jbongo September 12, 2025
Get the Knuckle Bagel mug.After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.
Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.
Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!
by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025
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