bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 17, 2003

bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 5, 2008

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

Bacon Strips

Another word or "stretch marks".

After Lenda had the baby her stomach was covered in becon strips.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

Dirty Bacon

Term used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a girl during her time of the month.

"Damn, that guy Danny that works for the lawnmower company... he left me hangin on our study night to go eat some dirty bacon! What a spaz!"

by daileyml April 26, 2007

Day bacon

Another name for jerky.

Carl cuddled up to Steve. While Steve was strangely aroused and confused by this he didn't forget to put a hand on his bag of day bacon. He calculated the odds of theft to be 97.5%.

by TheTheTheBaconator March 31, 2010