Bacon Clam

Refers to the female genitalia, likening it to a clam made of bacon.

"So I went down on this girl yesterday and she had a pretty tasty bacon clam. It reminded me of sunday breakfasts."

by fimothy March 08, 2008

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bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.

Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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Bacon Wallet

A girl's vagina.

I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.

by djlinus54 May 31, 2011

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strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.

The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.

by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003

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bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)

She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.

by Taylor Mckenzie April 05, 2008

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