i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .

Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill

by random everthing is me July 8, 2017

"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!

This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...

by QuacksO November 11, 2018

the day after tomorrow effect

When you are looking up the weather is going to be like in the following days and the weather in 2 days surprises you.

Person a: 'Damn dude, it's going to be extremely cold in 2 days'
Person b: 'Sounds like the movie "the day after tomorrow"'
Person c: 'That's the "the day after tomorrow effect"'

by getpo.st June 29, 2019

keeping kids after the bell

This shit is so fucking illegal, and when it’s lunch the teacher is like

Keeping kids after the bell be like

“If your quiet we will leave and if you don’t you might miss your bus”

by Godissoawesome123 October 16, 2019

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019

Before or after?

Before or after refers to before or after the wipe, after you took a shit. It is said before one is about to eat ass.

"Bro, you ate her ass? Was it before or after?"

by dikke billen August 9, 2020

the day after fed day

after fed day is another fury hurt day though this one allows all kinds of hurting even physical harm as in jokes i do not wana see blood so as long as no blood u can hit all u want! as a joke if u do really hit make sure u have consent!
rules if ur a furry:
do not block if on twitter or discord
do not nut
do not say uwu or owo for the rest of the day

the day after fed day is defined as: "U N WORD DIE *PUNCH* omg so sorry dont bleed will help!"

by Sir. twinkle bottom December 20, 2020