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Presidential Shower

Synonym of Golden Shower.
(n.) The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

(n). When President Trump uses official procedure to arbitrarily delay government processes in order to give the illusion of instituting new policy. Similar to rebranding
Trump's first 100 days were just a presidential shower.

Last night, I gave my girlfriend the presidential shower.
by Aschylus January 28, 2017
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Krusty shower

Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.
Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.
by 3rdLunchbox October 12, 2016
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Iron Shower

When someone has an extremely bloody nose, especially one that is profusely bleeding with seemingly no end, and they sneeze, showering anything and everything in the blast cone with usually iron-rich blood.
Johnny gave us an Iron Shower at the soccer game last weekend when he caught a cleat to the face and then the pollen that was kicked up triggered an allergic reaction. It was like a bottle of Heinz Ketchup exploded all over the place.
by The-Italian-Stallion October 21, 2022
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Shower Raptor

When you give a man head but don’t swallow yet, wait for him to get in the shower and spit his load on his back while making raptor sounds.

If he responds with “Clever Girl” it’s the equivalent to a marriage proposal - marry that man immediately.
“Things are getting pretty serious, I think I’m going to Shower Raptor him this weekend
by LadyPuddles94 May 8, 2019
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Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency
I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower
by Frostydyl August 27, 2022
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shower thought

Epiphanies you have that highlights oddity within a familiar
Today I had a shower thought:

If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

And the entry level employees would be up on the 80th floor.
by Q8eris January 8, 2022
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Eco Shower

A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.
Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.

Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!
by The Real Finkle March 4, 2012
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