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Lauren

Well, she/he can be very good with his kids at school with his dad in a good night he said it is very very well worth it and I am not sure what to say to her and her husband she said that the school was a little too much for the price of a low volume volume is a bit too much for money.
Lauren is such a Lauren.
by #2 Shrek Daddy February 11, 2020
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Lauren

Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
All Laurens to have ever existed: "Jinkies"
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
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Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
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Laurening

Also known as #Laurening

When a z-list reality television personality posts every paparazzi shot of themselves, or every tabloid/TMZ article written about them. May or may not have tipped off the paparazzi/tabloids. Named after "Love Island" USA Season 2 contestant Lauren Coogan who did not make any impact during her time in the villa, but proceeded to thirst for attention on social media after getting dumped from the villa.
Casual reality TV viewer: Did you see those pics of Stephanie from "Big Brother" on the beach yesterday?

Superfan: I did, and I had to unfollow because of all that #Laurening. And she was only in house for a week, and she's still thirsty! She probably called TMZ, too.
by Big Brother & Love Island Fan September 29, 2020
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Lauren pawlick

A slag who looses her virginity to her 17 year old cousin on a train track and stinks of BO
Lauren pawlick gets fucked by her cousin everyday
by Slag whore crack sniff December 14, 2018
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lauren jauregui

singer who has beautiful emerald green eyes and a raspy husky voice. she was part of the Fifth Harmony group, and has one multiple awards. half of camren, also hates camren. she will murder you if you talk about camren. lauren is obsessed with poetry and music & art. she has an intelligent mind and a way with words. wonderful intentions, and her beauty goes beyond the surface.
rando: Who is that girl with the gorgeous green eyes?

me: lauren jauregui!
by paulfaerl023 June 25, 2022
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