Machine Gun Kelly

The cutest angel on earth💗

He's Machine Gun Kelly...

by cometstarzxx August 28, 2023

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019

You need to kelly

when you need to fix up your face

dang girl you need to kelly

by jj girl gamer November 30, 2016

kelly crackers

Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.

To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.

I just made some fresh Kelly Crackers, want some?

by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Kelly

Super nice guy. Will do absolutely anything for you if the connection is real. He will call you things like "ethereal" and "majestic" if he sees that those terms fit. Male Kellys make the best friends. They are caring and sweet. Just good all around.

"Wow! Kelly is here!"
"Of course he is, he always shows up for his friends"

by happy-oot November 23, 2021

Kelly

Kelly, if you are a Kelly by all means you're fantastic at making money. He can save it too. Kelly has awesome people skills.. for example he'll give you his only shirt on his back. Hell put a roof over your head. And good good in his belly! Every one wants to be his number one! But noone is up to his prefects standards. He's also known as the baby with the cheeks to go with the nickname. Kelly is always laughing with them and also at them too!! His laugh is contagious. With kellys money making skills he's a great collector of expensive things like things people don't have the money to buy , Kelly is there to help you out in any way that he can! He's very empathetic and sincere!!! You are a Rockstar all the way!!!!

Kelly can be defined as Master in his field!!! His dedication, discipline, and experience naturally allow him to be the best in his class!!! As well, the woman line up and fight over him 😤 😂 daily, including his Momma Bear 🤣 😂 🤗😚😇😁🤫😋

by anonymous June 15, 2022