One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
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"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
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Jason Judd wrote the books The Revolution Begins, rehab, and XOXOXO: Dirtbag in protest of Patriot Act 2.
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