hayley mooney

my future wife

dam this bitch is good you could make her ur wife, hayley mooney

by fighturmaye February 6, 2022

Hawley Bitch Scurry

This is a manner in which you scurry like a little bitch through the US Capitol halls, as Josh Hawley demonstrated on January 6th 2021. While not a difficult maneuver, apparently it does require a weak spine to perform. It too helps if you raise a fist in solidarity with an angry armed mob to further agitate, then cower in the capital until insurrectionists attack law enforcement officers and breach the US Capitol. Josh Hawley at that time was posing as a US Senator for Missouri, a proud Election Denier in the Fecalogeny, and acting tough guy on camera or secured public events. Josh likely perfected his “Bitch Scurry“ at Rockhurst High School as classmates learned he secretly want to be a cheerleader but his balls were too small.

When you find yourself in a situation where those paid to protect you may be compromised, and you know your big mouth can’t protect you either, it is time to employ the Hawley Bitch Scurry.

by Bangd Ingow July 23, 2022

Haley Jane Syndrome

Noun. A psychological syndrome when a person is incapable of finishing any size dish of food or drink. Generally, they will leave a small amount of food and their brain will trick them into thinking they are too full to finish.

Bert never finishes all the food on his plate so he must have Haley Jane Syndrome.

by 300gas400 December 29, 2022

HALLEY LABS

This is Emma Essex's youtube account.

Bro! where can i find more music like rotteens?

person: On HALLEY LABS!

by Lunaah September 8, 2022

Hayley Blake

Hayley Blake is the one person that can do it all if you want someone who can be equally beautiful and smart find Hayley.
She is:
Hot
Intelligent

Funny
Kindhearted

Caring

Thoughtful

The list is endless

If you want someone to make you feel safe and loved you would say “I want Hayley Blake.”

by e-163 November 9, 2022

Hobo Harley

Modified push-bike with a lawnmower engine added. Popular with junkies and the unemployed in Western Sydney. They were banned by the NSW state government a few years ago but some insist on using them.

"Damn, did you hear about the house burglar who got caught by the cops when he came back to the house to pick up his Hobo Harley"

by tekserve October 17, 2012

Classic Haley Move

A move, holding a fair amount of situational irony, that is so stupid you pull it off. Similar connotation as an epic fail.

Classic Haley Move would include but is not limited to
-Forgetting your I.D. for the airport the day after you turn 18 while traveling to visit a college.

-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.

-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.

by halepaleisanoffspringofawhale November 24, 2017