a whole lotta woman
a whole lotta woman by Anonymous January 10, 2003
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womanicorn
The female version of a manicorn.
A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
Jill: "You just haven't found the right girl yet"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
womanicorn by dnalabkram January 16, 2009
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Woman-Plaining
The act of a woman excessively whining, complaining, or making issues out of seemingly very minor things and raising matters which are otherwise non-issues, often times from a privileged or entitled female point of view under the dsiguise or feminism. The issues complained about typically serve no real cause other than inflating the individual woman's sense of self-importance while insulting or complaining about men.
Bev wouldn't quit Woman-Plaining about how the grocery store clerk refused to fill her bags to the top because she's a petite female.
Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.
The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.
The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.
Sue chose to take a camping trip with all the guys then Woman-plained the entire trip about the lack of restrooms and silverware.
The ladies at the office were Woman-Plaining about unequal pay without even considering the differences in hours or job risks involved.
The book club meeting quickly devolved into a Woman-plaining session about raising kids.
Woman-Plaining by Jacksonackson May 29, 2019
wokenesia
A disorder associated with wokeness. It is characterized by forgetting all relevant information to a topic because the headline du jour has ignited a wokespasm; and, other relevant facts are seemingly forgotten.
People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
People who try too hard to demonstrate their wokeness often suffer from wokenesia because they hyper-focus on the latest outrage without looking at the big picture.
Early in the #metoo movement, a lot of people suffering from wokenesia pressured Al Franken to resign because the scale of Al's infringement was treated as if it were as severe as a rapists; even an accused rapist gets a fair trial that considers all of the facts and other contributions to society before weighing an appropriate punishment, if found guilty. Some might say Al was also suffering from wokenesia when he succumbed to the demands.
wokenesia by TheGaffGiraffe January 18, 2020
Woman Major
A college degree of any level in which women get because they do not have to think about providing for a family. Very little to no job opportunities or wages come from these degrees. Once a woman degree is acquired(or often not), they are inclined to complain about the wage gap and feminism and make those along with social justice, their defining personality characteristics. These degrees include but are not limited to political science, any type of music or art degree, theatre, any type of language, any level of education, etc.
Man: What's you major?
Woman: Political science and musical theatre.
Man: Now that is a woman major! You are going to make no money in your life and will have to rely on the government and OnlyFans to pay off your student loans for the next 45 years until you retire. Have fun with that.
Woman: Political science and musical theatre.
Man: Now that is a woman major! You are going to make no money in your life and will have to rely on the government and OnlyFans to pay off your student loans for the next 45 years until you retire. Have fun with that.
Woman Major by Feminism is Cool August 19, 2021