don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

Rock Out With My Glock Out

When your chin deep in balls playing Counter Strike on a shitty team and out of primary. You always end up last alive with just a glock.

Damn my team sucks monkey fuck. Well, its time to rock out with my glock out.

by T.J. Dubz February 25, 2010

sleep with

euphemism for "fuck"

She let me sleep with her.

by Jake February 17, 2004

recorded with a toaster

A funny quote found on youtube on some very low quality videos. Destinated to be hated in a few years since now everyone is spoiling it on every fucking video as 90% of people in the world have no creativity

*Clicks on dat face soldier video*
Top comment #1: recorded with a potato
Top comment #2: recorded with a toaster

by XxLorDxX October 23, 2011

Someone with an IQ over 30

Not George W. Bush.

Watch the news, bitch.

by Evie September 14, 2003

Good with Colours

A Homosexual Male

Male A: How come that guys surrounded by girls?
Male B: Oh thats just John, He's good with colours
Male A: Ah..

by Cyrus March 15, 2004

Toying with you

Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions

Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you

by A*A April 16, 2014