Jaime wears her heart on her sleeve to a fault and she has lived a live of great disappointment. Nothing growing up ever had her named spelled right and everyone thinks she’s a guy before they meet her. She says her name is spelled like the Spanish word for James because she’s hoping some people aren’t idiots. Sometimes, people think she’s saying Janey instead of Jaime and sometimes she ignores it. She’s says when people spell her name or say it wrong, she’s cool with it but secretly, she’s already crossed you off her list of people she likes. Also, she hates Christmas themed anything and her teeth hurt when you play Christmas music in public spaces like airports where she is forced to listen. The secret to pleasing a Jaime is tons of good (not weak) sex, lots of hugs and head pets, and various types of nachos. Touch her butt and tell her she’s pretty too. Let her borrow your dog and she’ll love you for ever.
Jaime (girl) (woman) is such a beautiful soul but you can tell she’s a little twisted. Kinda sexy combo though.
by Zoë M November 24, 2021
Get the Jaime (girl) (woman) mug.They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
by Kobra C. June 24, 2021
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I met a woman at a party last night. She was the woman of my dreams and I can't wait to meet her again.
by Bellaisa Filippis October 22, 2013
Get the woman of my dreams mug.A game that typically occurs in British, all male boarding schools. Standardly, a younger pupil is volunteered (coerced) to perform man, woman, bulldog, which involves a wardrobe or other doored cavity. As the coercee enters the wardrobe, the The rest of the boys gather round said door, chanting "Man, Man, Man..., Man!", as the bulldogee undresses in the cavity/wardrobe. The young lad then emerges proudly from the wardrobe in the 'man' pose - as naked as the day he was born. (As with docking some schools hold that erections are "very much frowned upon" at this stage. It is possible that the erection issue is used to weed out - or perhaps positively identify potentially homosexual boys.)
The lad then returns to the room/wardrobe, tucking his man-parts betwixt his legs (coming close to the gooch area) and the other boys chant, "Woman! Woman! Woman!...Woman!" The lad then emerges in the 'Woman' form, achieved via the mangina pose, where the penis is tucked between the legs, near the buttocks.
The lad returns whence he came once more and the other boys chant, "Bulldog! Bulldog! Bulldog!...Bulldog!" Finally, as tensions mount to the point where some boys are covering nascent erections with available soft funishings, the lad emerges once more, still in the mangina position, but this time, in reverse! And, from such an aspect, the lad looks just like the back-end of a bulldog, his ball-bag dangling provocatively from beneath his bum-crack.
"BULLDOG!" shouts everyone in a joyous climax.
The lad then returns to the room/wardrobe, tucking his man-parts betwixt his legs (coming close to the gooch area) and the other boys chant, "Woman! Woman! Woman!...Woman!" The lad then emerges in the 'Woman' form, achieved via the mangina pose, where the penis is tucked between the legs, near the buttocks.
The lad returns whence he came once more and the other boys chant, "Bulldog! Bulldog! Bulldog!...Bulldog!" Finally, as tensions mount to the point where some boys are covering nascent erections with available soft funishings, the lad emerges once more, still in the mangina position, but this time, in reverse! And, from such an aspect, the lad looks just like the back-end of a bulldog, his ball-bag dangling provocatively from beneath his bum-crack.
"BULLDOG!" shouts everyone in a joyous climax.
Eddie perfomred a marvellous man, woman, bulldog - his man wasn't too impressive, but he was adept at the woman and, given the size of his ball-sac, his bulldog was second to none.
BULLDOG!
BULLDOG!
by pw_ninja September 5, 2009
Get the man, woman, bulldog mug.A female who has been toying with your heart. She played you and your emotions. *coughT.E.R.A.L.K." This type of female is considered to be like Medusa. At first, she was beautiful, then she became..a Snake Woman.
L: "OMG, Monica didn't text me back. I even paid the dinner bill!"
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
T: "Really. Dam Son."
J: "That bish is a Snake Woman."
by GokuThunda December 4, 2015
Get the Snake Woman mug.Hailing from Hulme, Manchester, the Old Footage Lady is a 75 year old woman who happens to be the world's oldest clubber. Trotting round without a care in the world other than to raise money for the NSPCC from pissed students at Footage and other like bars, she has been out every night for the past 30 years and raised over 60 million pounds for charity. She appears to have a heart of gold, but recently, the pressure has been getting to her. Local thug Dean Blair has started to take advantage of her. Using her reputation for being a charity worker, he sends her out to do the same job but instead of the money going to charity, it helps Dean Blair launder money through his Salt'n'Battery Chip Shop. Recently she has been spotted getting out of Deans car right outside Footage. She no longer speaks to the clubbers as she is too frightened, instead extending her arm holding the collection box.
However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
However, an incident occured last week that could have scarred the woman for life. A young unnamed lass was dancing wildly on the dance floor, unbeknowingstly charging into the Old Footage Woamn. sending her hurling to the ground. The Crowd let out an almighty gasp as they thought she was dead. She did however survive, and the young girl was launched out of the club by power hungry bouncers on an ego trip. Dean Blair, amazingly, did not allow her to go to hospital. Instead, he sent her back in to finish her nights work. The woman is finally thinking of hanging up her boots, but determination to raise at least a little extra than usual, so she can keep a bit to give to her old charities, is driving her forward.
by GF March 26, 2007
Get the Old Footage Woman mug.Feminist say: “kill all men Is satirical, and if you have to look it up then you probably don’t understand that.” As such that is equally true then for kill all woman, a man might say to a woman in response to “kill all men” or when a woman does something sexist, rude, or disgusting. It is usually used to express frustration or disappointment, however, sometimes it is used to get a rise out of woman.
Woman 1: “ David: Are we splitting the check?
Woman 2: “What did you do?”
Woman 1: “I told him to sleep careful tonight because I don’t need him #kill all men!”
Woman 2: “what did he say”
Woman 1: “ then I guess Kill all woman to”
Woman 2: “What did you do?”
Woman 1: “I told him to sleep careful tonight because I don’t need him #kill all men!”
Woman 2: “what did he say”
Woman 1: “ then I guess Kill all woman to”
by JessyRand January 31, 2021
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