Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

by orekhao February 10, 2023

Baltic Ball-Wash

An infamous trick, when a woman from the Baltic region washes both balls in her mouth (sexually) while both her hands are rummaging in your pockets looking for money and valuables.

Stanislaw got Baltic ball-washed and I had to wire him money for a bus home.

by Horatius fabi November 25, 2018

weird-washed

when doing weird things becomes your new "normal"

aaiyla: omg suf's so weird-washed

by aaiylaaa January 28, 2021

The Ghetto Mouth Wash

When a fellow gang member hocks a loogie in your mouth and you use it as mouthwash

Did you see Tyrone get The Ghetto Mouth Wash, I could really go for one right about now.

by Noah-Rogers February 21, 2023

washed bitch

i person who doesn't come out with their friends anymore and never leaves there house and just sits there jerking off

come on kane dont be a washed bitch

by yew2227 July 10, 2024

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

lower face wash

The washing of only the bottom half of the face (nose down) on occasions concerning the person giving oral sex, or just oily face.

Brittany immediately ran to the sink to give herself a lower face wash after giving a rather long blow job, before her roommate got home.

by suckitttt July 29, 2014