Ur Mom

Probably the best thing to say when someone says... whatever they say. Look, I use it all the time, but I don't really know what it means. I'm just using my best definition.
What the person says: So many people make ur mom jokes
Comeback: Yeah, people like ur mom.

What the person says: I slept in my new bed.
Comeback: I slept on ur mom
by KoRnbandfan November 03, 2022
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Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..
Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom
by Nonmar April 16, 2022
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Ur mom

When someone says "Ur mom" they mean they hate you with all thier guts and would shank you with any chance they have
"You stole my food! Your such a Ur mom"
"Ur mom, god I hate you so much!!"
by ur.mom.gey April 29, 2021
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Person: I met the sexiest woman ever
Person2: who was it?
Person: ur mom
by Ur wife >:) February 25, 2022
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A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.
ur mom is so fat she walk like fat
by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020
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kid 1: what should we get for dinner

kid 2: ur mom

kid 1:...
by the epic pro gamer November 29, 2021
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Ur mom

A comeback to literally anything that little kids use to insult others
Me : ur fat bruv
Jerry: we ain’t fat!!
Bob: I know, your fat!!
Me: ur as fat as ur mom
Bob + Jerry : Fuck!!
by FaZe N1NJ4 July 08, 2019
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