When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.
by Downstrike September 12, 2004
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1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover
2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn
ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.
by B-Razzy May 8, 2005
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by CJHansen August 8, 2006
Get the two foe mug.An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
by Two's On That Name November 12, 2008
Get the Two's On That mug.A literal phrase describing a lone rooster with his two eggs. This can be used as a substitute for "lone wolf and cub" for rogues and loners who look after and take care of two vulnerable young children. The phrase can also be reinterpreted and used as a double entendre that alludes to a man's reproductive organs.
The hen croaked her last two eggs and the rooster stood their alone; they're now just two eggs and a cock.
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
His two children are the only ones he care for in the world, they are his world. The hobo then walked away in search of a new home, pushing a makeshift stroller made from a cardboard box and roller skate wheels, rolling away with his children, rolling into the sunset. They're now just two eggs and a cock, that's all they are and that's all they'll ever be.
Hey honey, do you know what I want for breakfast? Two eggs and a cock!!
by lancezinnuendos October 22, 2008
Get the two eggs and a cock mug.When you are walking down the street. typically with friends and you see someone with an acne break out. you then exclaim "Damn! check out that Two Splash!" meaning that the individual you are picking on needed two splashes of acne cleanser that morning
Friend- Hey Bryan, check out this Two Splash bitch walking down the hall.
Other Friend- Yea nigga! That bitch was a brown bag anyways!
Friend-Word homie!
Other Friend- Yea nigga! That bitch was a brown bag anyways!
Friend-Word homie!
by Phip-meister-Phlex February 18, 2009
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