Twat Turd

A person who dictates posts topically to make sure they suit his personal agenda of taking over the world and slaying all the dirty hoochies

Chad sure is being a Twat Turd today.
Justin likes to act like a Twat Turd on Facebook posts for no reason.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Twat top

Played out Faded hair cut from 2014. Worn by men who jam to "rad" 90's EDM and would say, "Twat-top? more Like Twat-mop cause it make all the feminists That Moist."

It's not a Twat top!! It's a Fade!!

by DoomTheory July 3, 2017

Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips

Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it

by LadyZest December 15, 2022

tasty twat

A vagina that is very visually appealing and looks good enough to eat

Mmmmm you mmmmm tasty mmmmmm twat mmmmm. I said your twat looks good enough to eat. You have a tasty twat

by billybangbang July 9, 2015

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014