Double Turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
When one is in the state of defecating, wipes their anus, yet after careful introspective investigation realizes they have not fulfilled their deficationary quest and releases a healthy portion of excrement on top of the wiping paper. The turtle being the excrement as it exits the bum hole, 2x excreting this turtle= double turtle
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by Dave January 9, 2005
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"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"
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If you know someone who is willing to partake in this, they are really, really dirty, and will literally do anything for you.
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