to touch someone germanly 

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex

i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight

to touch someone germanly by anonymous February 18, 2025

Phantom Touch 

A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.

The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.

stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.

Phantom Touch by rogyman March 6, 2025

NRI Touch 

quintessentially indian thing made cool because nri did it in the nri way

ex: chai lip balm. jhumka with jeans. dupatta worn like a scarf.

She’s lived two months in Dubai, she already has got the NRI touch.

NRI Touch by mimizzzzz July 7, 2025

Turkey Touch 

The turkey touch is where someone sticks their dick your ass so you bend down suck there nuts between your legs like your sucking on a turkey gizzard and the receiver goes gobble gobble

Tom was giving Darian the turkey touch had him going gobble gobble

Turkey Touch by TheFavista1 July 16, 2025

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome 

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

Turdas Touch 

The antithesis of the Midas touch.

Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

Turdas touch 

The anithesis of the legendary touch of King Midas whereby everything he touched turned to gold.

Fuck me, everything i touch just turns to shit. I've got the Turdas touch.

Turdas touch by anonymous September 15, 2025