Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon

Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!

by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011

Torstein Horgmo

Beastly snowboarder from Norway. Known for being awsm at shredding & is quite attractive

Torstein Horgmo is a hottie

by burrito15 March 3, 2010

torb

Torbjörn from the game Overwatch. He can build turrets that attack other players, so he can literally just sit there and win.

Why haven't we taken care of the enemy Torb's turret yet?

by The Better Meme Lord January 15, 2018

T or P

A game to play in a chat room to get to know each other.
Familiar to Truth or Dare.

T stands for Truth
P stands for Percent

First person asks the second : T or P ?
Second picks T or P

If he picked T that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer only ''Yes'' or ''No''

If he picked P that means you have to ask him a question on which he can answer in percents ( See example )

After every answer you change, so the second person asks the first and so on.

Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: T
Guy 1: Are you a virgin?
Guy 2: No

Guy 1: T or P ?
Guy 2: P
Guy 1: How many percent do you love Kerly?
Guy 2: 80%

by iKanks July 24, 2010

chinese penis torture

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.

example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)

by cv3 July 24, 2006

torque

verb: aggravate, agitate, bother, irritate, torment, etc.

My wife knew I had a fierce hangover, but she just had to torque my ass about cutting the grass anyway.

I love to torque my little brother about being gay.

Oh man, stop torquing me! I'll pay you when I pay you!

by gasbag blues October 29, 2012

Toronto Girls

Characterized by Canada Goose jackets, lulu leggings, uggs, and a messy buns. They all look the exact same.

They are such toronto girls in their lulu lemons, uggs, and canada goose.

by ghjkjhgfdrtyfguhjko February 21, 2011