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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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Polish

The act of downing a drink as humanly fast as possible without spillage.
“Yo james , let’s polish these beers now”
Callum , james and khaya polished all 20 of these beers”
by Calljamkhay December 8, 2024
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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 3, 2023
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Polish Mustard Tag

Polish Mustard Tag (Polish: Musztardowy Berek) is a traditional game played by Polish children. The game is an offshoot of Berek, the Polish version of Tag. The game is traditionally played with a bag of mustard seed but is now played with mustard bottles.

The game starts off with one player being made Berek, or "It", who must touch another player to make them Berek. The objective of the other players is to cooperate to prevent becoming Berek by passing around the mustard. Whoever holds the mustard is made immune and cannot be tagged. Whoever has the mustard will have to run towards the player being chased to give them the mustard before making their escape. The game ends when one person remains untagged.
Child 1: Berek! You have been made Berek!
Child 2: This is Polish Mustard Tag! I have the Mustard! I am not it!
Child 1: Kurwa!
by Dstroyer101 November 21, 2024
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Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.
My dad and uncle are polish twins!
by ryleeurl January 22, 2025
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The Polish Wheelbarrow

A sex position in which two or more partners engage in a sideways 69, both using thrusting force to achieve orgasm
Do you wish to polish wheelbarrow later, darling?

"How did you make her cum?" Asked josh
"The Polish Wheelbarrow" said fred "the Polish Wheelbarrow "
by TheRiddla April 7, 2022
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Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave
The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC
by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018
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