Muted Mike

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

by 1quick1 June 20, 2013

mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!

Mike the jew is always counting numbers

by guy in a tree January 18, 2012

Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.

Mike The Unicorn saved the day!

by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

mike hawk

mike hawk is a prank name used as a joke between people
but the joke is saying it fast and it sounds like my cock

an example

knock knock
whose there
mike
mike who
mike hawk

by cokehain June 16, 2023

Mike biddle

True definition of a supertech

Look at that mike biddle go he is the supertech

by Kirbturd October 13, 2023

Mike Justice

A great Jeep Salesman

Wow did you buy that jeep from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life October 15, 2023