Having a massive dick patty
by Balls deep in Alexandria February 3, 2014
Get the hobb goblinmug. A person who won’t stop mogging. They will mog in public, in pictures, even by themselves. They mog to a point where you might need to ask if they are doing ok
“Holy shit Bro can you stop mogging for two seconds! Your being such a mog goblin right now we aren’t even in public!”
by ASAPpinneaple May 15, 2024
Get the mog goblinmug. by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025
Get the Crohn’s goblinsmug. An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
Get the bullet goblinsmug. by Flatftw May 14, 2022
Get the Goblin Maxxingmug. Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
Get the Oil goblinmug. Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
-Enemies spawning directly on top of you
-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise
-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you
-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending
-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss
Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
Get the Ghosts n Goblinsmug.