Magic Skank Fairys

What the link is between you and your drink

I rubbed my beer bottle really hard, and Magic Skank Fairys came out!

by KandTJ November 20, 2009

Fairy bug

A cute ass bitch who cooks the best breakfast you will ever have and you can't believe what a lesbian power couple you are with them

You is me fairy bug and ily

by minge-like substance January 26, 2022

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 20, 2024

Bloodsucking Fairy

Twilight vampires are actually Bloodsucking Fairies. They sparkle in the sunlight which is a fairy thing and they also feed on blood.

Edward Cullen is a Bloodsucking Fairy not a vampire

by Kotarojujo069 February 7, 2023

Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018

fairies

Magic users belonging to the eponymous wizard-guild in the manga Fairy Tail and its anime adaptation.

"Even if you can kill gods, it doesn't mean you can kill fairies." (Laxus Dreyar to Orga Nanagear, Grand Magic Games arc)

by VHelenaV March 10, 2019

Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020