business-suicide

An objectively (according to everyone but yourself) complete mismanagement of your own financial assets and resources.

If I tell you you're committing business-suicide please ask yourself the question of whether or not you have enough capitalism acumen to successfully run a business, either currently or in the near future

by Sexydimma January 3, 2015

Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.

“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”

by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025

Business-in-law

When a person marries the child of a business owner only to “get into” the business that the parent owns. A great way to land a good job without a lot of effort or work.

Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI):
“If I marry that woman, her dad owns a big business! Nothing makes a woman more attractive than daddy’s big bank-roll. I need to hit that to guarantee I never have to work hard in my life!”

Ron Johnson is a product of a business-in-law marriage.

by Linguistually_yours October 14, 2022

Love is a Business

When you manage your relationship or love life like it’s a business.

Love is a Business, but you can’t expect full-time benefits when you treat it like a part-time job.

Love is a Business! When you sign a pre-nup, it’s not that you’re planning for a divorce, you’re managing the emotions and assets while you’re in a good headspace.

by Love Manager February 28, 2019

Business Trip

Originating in the 60’s, this term is slang for DMT consumption. As the highs were shorter than the other psychedelics at the time.

Guy: I can’t hang out tonight I have a very important “business trip” to take

by anonymous May 30, 2022

standing on business

someone who stand their ground, or does what they said they’d do.

“she was standing on business.”

by burntseals December 3, 2023

busy as a pancake

In a figuratively when a dude is between an hard matter of choice unmoving even if ridiculous.

...by friends of last romantic guy who's been asked by two girls who does he likes between them; then when he said I like both and they told ok let's stick together he realized for it was a pretty scaring love thrill and remaining mute unmoving badly thrice busy as a pancake...

by shunya97 March 22, 2017