by spider-horse July 11, 2011
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by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 11, 2023
Get the spider-man mug.Soulless, spineless money hungry wench. Member of the succubus family. Feeds on pitty, drama and bullshit. Tries to use its wits of a broken oreo to seem attractive to the male species. Will attempt to attack the male species with its wet wendys sack giblet pussy. Caution the Porch Spider will drag you through court for any utmost reason.
She may be a Porch Spider, but man is her pussy ugly.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
Stay away from Tree Nut Street, that Porch Spider in heat.
by OIC-U-812 August 1, 2021
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"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
by fjoltul November 12, 2023
Get the Funky Spider mug.A Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider is a 2 faced bitch with multiple personalities resembling a Dog, Rat, Snake, & Spider traits. Trust that you don't want to play with this crossbreed.... The Dog will bark, as the Snake strikes, the Spider is venomous as he-she digs dirt on a unsuspecting victim & doesn't hesitate to RAT (snitch) no matter if you think your homies, friends, or family. The spunk punk Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider doesn't have a heart or soul. The origin of the crossbreed is unknown though it very well may have sprouted it's evil seed from the pits of Hell.
by Anyalatte September 5, 2016
Get the Dogfaced Ratsnake Spider mug.this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.
a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:
be in your bed tonight
crawl on your face when youre sleeping
crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc
there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:
be in your bed tonight
crawl on your face when youre sleeping
crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc
there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)
me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight
little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight
little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023
Get the like and subscribe 'spider' meme mug.by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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