snake weasel

1. some that is awesome as shit

2. someone that gives a fuck bout what anyone else think cuz they know they the best

3. an elusive dual-beast from north texas

1. the mutha fuckin snake weasel is in the house

2. bitch, you already know im the mutha fuckin snake weasel

3. im gonna hit up texas and visit the mutha fuckin snake weasel

by mfswft February 6, 2010

shaving a snake

doing something that you know will not turn out well.

Bill: I heard tom was going to have sex with karen tonight.

Billy:doesn't she have an STD?

Bill:yeh, man he's totally shaving a snake.

by abeastnamedpoague March 6, 2010

Trouser Snake

A slang or alternate word for a dick.

Guy: What about Trouser Snakes
Girl: What's a Trouser Snake?

by EminemGuy313 January 13, 2018

fart snake

A fart snake is when a guy cums so hard during oral sex that he accidentally farts.

Gary came so hard while Misty was giving him head that he farted and misty called him a fart snake.

by Cheeaintlion April 4, 2016

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

fake the snake

Adding an exact detail to make the little lie you are telling more believable or convincing.

Way to fake the snake, Wayne.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

Snake arms

A asdfmovie scene

Hey I'm not like other girls. I have Snake arms!

by NotBigChungus February 2, 2019