a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by a prsn June 26, 2008
Get the sitcom personmug. Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?
Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.
Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.
by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011
Get the Newsfeed personalitymug. An unintelligent jack wagon, likely missing 70% of their teeth, who resides in the town of Anderson.
Theres a derson person without teeth trying to buy lottery tickets with his food stamps. What an idiot.
by bettywhite88 January 5, 2014
Get the derson personmug. A person that is simple. Like a vanilla reader, they don't like stuff like sex thing in books of in real life. Of course that doesn't mean that they don't have sex. Most things that they like are innocent and sweet.
by ^0^ January 2, 2021
Get the Vanilla Personmug. A firearm issued for personal use by a soldier, typically an assault rifle for enlisted personnel or on occasion a pistol for comissioned officers.
by eighthofseven November 12, 2007
Get the personal weaponmug. Toiler Seat Cover Person, TSC people are nasty in general. They're metaphorically covered in piddle and shit scent. They tend to smell shit everywhere they go, but never look at themselves as the culprit
A person who is just as useless and disgusting as a Toilet Seat Cover
A person who is just as useless and disgusting as a Toilet Seat Cover
W: “Aw man, Chris has been pouring work on me and kissing my ass all the time”
C: “I fucking know, he’s just a TSC Person”
C: “I fucking know, he’s just a TSC Person”
by cars are cool October 18, 2021
Get the TSC Personmug. 