paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games

lol -Painted- is cringe

by PaintedGX October 27, 2020

Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.

"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"

by MrRusso March 7, 2022

Elf Painting

Another word for elf bar

‘I bought an elf painting from Maurice for my house in England’

by Frikdandel April 23, 2023

Fresh Paint

1. The new coat of make-up a girl applies after runinging her first coat crying over some motherfucker she should of known was gonna cheat on her just from the fact she stole him from another girl (he cheated with her)

2. A brand new painting from an artist; they are either braging about there skill and rubbing it in, or they're trying to sell it for food money (they're not called starving artists for nothing)

1. Girl(on instigram): " Got dat fresh paint #freash paint #movingon #Icandobeter #he'sapeiceofshit #bitchbettercatchdeshands #whyme #plstakemeback

2. Artist: "I got some 'freash paint' if you're intrested"
Freind: "how about I pour you a bowl of cereal and you take that box of ramen noodles in the cupboard"
Artist: *threw tears* "thankyou"

by WHYMUSTYOUSTOPINEVERYDOORWAY August 18, 2017

Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

She Paints

It is a term used to describe a homosexual who shits on their partner while getting fucked

I can’t wait to get in bed with the new guy, but my friend says she paints

by Twistedgag December 4, 2023