Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan

A absolute fart of a human, always seems to stink of a weird BO/Fart cross smell.

Hey have you been near dan recently his stinks the stupid fart

by The real man . Com April 29, 2019

The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.

you are doing a Dan.

by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023

Dan

The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021

dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids

that's a real dan moment

by anonymous February 28, 2024

dabbin dan

A Dan whomst dabs.

lol dabbin dan

by xdxdx12312312323123123 August 14, 2017