by DrybonesYT May 3, 2021

by Blxckmxn._ February 19, 2022

calls random women mummy
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons
has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player
supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium
thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂
by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

by jackson thrust May 30, 2019

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

When you are horny and your dick is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
Man 1: dude did you see dem titties? I got so horny that my dick rolled in my pants!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
Man 2: yah! I got a horny dick biscuit too!
by MLGDickWaggon May 8, 2017

Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021
