Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

tank diff

8M5Z1W

“show me a tank diff”

“8M5Z1W”

by Psuedonym69 September 11, 2023

World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist

james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020

Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.

Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.

by Cxrter January 3, 2017

gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly

Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Tank

IT'S NOT A CAR ARRAN SCREW YOU

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks

by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021

Full Tank

That’s really gas. Something that hits hard. Really good.

“That movie was gas.” “Yeah fs full tank.”

by xxttaazzz June 16, 2025