take it ease

When your a boss and you see your friends getting too up tight you say:" Ehh bro take it easee." Naturally if your a boss your friends will then take it ease.

"Bro im so ripped right now, ahh man I think I have roid rage."

"BROOOOOO STRAIGHT UP TAKE IT EASSEE BEFORE YOU MURDER SOMEONE!"

"Alright reach coli bro cuz I need mad roids right now."
"iight ill bring the meth."

ROIIDDSSS!!

Take it ease hardcore.

by Brolive5 May 6, 2011

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 5, 2010

I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

take off the dress

used to tell someone to act like a man; man up
(variant: "take off the skirt")

You're too tired to go out? Take off the dress, dude.

by Faiella December 7, 2007

Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.

the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

by piturca October 18, 2011

Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

by redpillamerican November 24, 2020

Tabernacle

A quebec swear word.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003