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cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.
"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."
by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009
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Tristan

Tristan is not really a loyal person, he gets the hoes, likes them and leaves. He is nice but has anger issues, he is cute but crazy. He is very embarrassing sometimes because he is awkward. But deep down, he is sad. Tristan is a sad kid in a sad world, he feels no one likes him, he feels trapped and alone. He wonders why he is alive. But one day, he will know why. Tristan only keeps secrets if he LIKES the person he told. He is quick to tell his whole life story to anyone, leaving people with nothing left to say. Sometimes he is gross, like he will lick his fingers which makes you want to vomit but Tristan is a sad,broken yet kind person. Maybe you should talk to him more.
"Hey Tristan are you ok"
"No,not really" *starts crying*
by Itsabasicrat October 14, 2019
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twister

Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!
Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3
by Brian February 28, 2004
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twisting my melon

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man
by kitsch.object September 14, 2003
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titty twister

where you grab a nipple and twist as hard as you fuckin can. If done to a girl it will usually result in your getting bitch slapped. If you get a lot of them then you have a purple ring around your nipple.
FUCK MAN!!!, Adham gave me the worst fuckin titty twister yesterday. Im fuckin coverin my nipples today.
by cafukka January 17, 2005
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twisted sister

a fucking awsime band intent on bing as tough as possible while dressing in drag and making awsome music.
known for the songs, i wanna rock and we're not gonna take it
we're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it anymore
by amelia June 8, 2005
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Tristan

A stupid girly name for a soon to be gay male millennial
by Poyfect September 2, 2018
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