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Twat burble

When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips
Ugh, twat burbles feel so weird, i hate it
by LadyZest December 15, 2022
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Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.
Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.
by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018
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boggy twat

When the two words "boggy" and "twat" are used together, it becomes a phrase that is used as an alternative way of calling someone any combination of basic swear words like f*cking b*tch, f*cking c*unt, dumb*ss b*tch, etc. This phrase is considered as a more humorous way of insulting someone and is usually used among friends as a joke
Mike: "Hahaha...bro you're such a little b*tch sometimes"
Alan: "Hahaha...shut up you boggy twat"
by I'm Sofa King Hard November 5, 2018
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Mud-twat

One's anus.
I'm gonna kick you in your mud-twat.

I shouldn't have eaten that KFC. My mud-twat's out of whack.
by Whitey May 24, 2004
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twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.
Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...
by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021
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twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.
"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."
by ekoorbl October 20, 2013
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Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.
Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?
by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023
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