Happy Tinkle

Like tears of joy ...that occur much lower.

"The dog was so glad to see us that he made 'happy tinkle'" or, "That was SO great of you that I may cry or ...no, wait, it's just a little happy tinkle!"

by teezaweezl February 3, 2010

happy pack

an adjective that describes someone who is not happy

Oh great, here comes happy pack.

by manning04 December 13, 2016

happy water

vodka, or other alcoholic beverages, usually clear alcoholic beverages

They were all drinking happy water, so they all got drunk.

by ZzZzmaster September 9, 2013

Happy Han

A man that is very happy, even though he's a twat.

Person 1: You seen jimmy today?
Person 2: Yeah, he seems like a happy han.

by MankMuffinMemes October 10, 2019

Happy cracker

The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.

Paul: My boyfriend, Jerry, surprised me yesterday morning with a happy cracker.

by KevinCake October 6, 2012

Hella Happy

Being so excited and overly joyous to the point of screaming and making a scene.

OMG I HELLA HAPPY!

by Tonex70 September 28, 2010

Happy Grifter

One who has no desire to rise above the rank of con artist in life. A frequent condition in low income areas mainly due to peer pressure.

My platinum blonde girlfriend is a Happy Grifter fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by Who shot JR? September 5, 2005