Thomas Jefferson

A school in Fairfax County with an embarrassingly high SAT average. Where sophomores are bombarded with 4 AP classes and being a nerd is valued highly.
Most of the girls are ugly as shit, and there is a HANDFUL of kids with a social life, but DAMN, they know how to party. Yeah, '08 has SOME lookers, but no one can touch those 2010 girls. I'm just embarrassed that all they get are the calculator-hugging, non-athletic TJ guys. I wish I went to TJ.

1: Wait...what school do they go to?!
2: Thomas Jefferson, what's up with that?
1: Yeah, I'd WRECK that Lyndsey Wheeler and Victoria Kedzie, that Alison Kosmacky ain't bad either.

by highonLAX April 23, 2008

Thomas McCreepy

Crazy 16 year old bitch named Amelia, that lives in Alabama, not London, That pretends to be a 21 year old male named Thomas McCreepy. He is a figment of her imagination that she decided to bring to life by role playing. She's taken this character to heart and taken the role playing too far as to where she actually believes she is Thomas McCreepy. She's even used this character to "TRY" to make another female fall in love with her while trying to break up the relationship that this girl already had with someone else. Only a handful of people know who she actually is.

Thomas McCreepy: DOES NOT EXIST!

by KrazyStarChick October 25, 2010

Thomas The Wank Engine

Famous Train

Thomas The Wank Engine played with his girlfriends Cerys & Lilly in the sandpit

by randomshit123 February 27, 2018

Thomas Rhett

Yet another factory bro country singer

"Who's this guy singing about girls and partying?"
"Oh that's Thomas Rhett, he's just like every other new country artist"

by Ima Linguist June 11, 2018

Thomas the tank engine

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.

Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*

by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021

Thomas M. Cooley

1 - Thomas M. Cooley, located in Lansing, Michigan, is the largest law school in the United States.

Eric did not do well on his LSAT so he went to Thomas M. Cooley.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

Thomas Edison

The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another.

After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again.

by Rudery May 16, 2011