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Egg Person

A person that appears to be an egg with short, waddling legs and flabby arms and can float on the surface of water. This person is basically an egg with pants.
The Egg Person waddled towards me.
by Jay Colon November 28, 2016
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sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by a prsn June 26, 2008
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Newsfeed personality

When someones newsfeed on Facebook is more interesting than the person themselves
Nick: Ryan how did the date with the Spanish Mami go?

Ryan: What a complete newsfeed personality. She posted that she likes to go to the rack for dinner and the drynk for lemon drops, but all she wanted to do is listen to maxima 92.5, watch telemundo, and reminiss about her quinceanera.
by HatersRinTheBuilding July 6, 2011
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Vanilla Person

A person that is simple. Like a vanilla reader, they don't like stuff like sex thing in books of in real life. Of course that doesn't mean that they don't have sex. Most things that they like are innocent and sweet.
May include- violence, sex and more If you are a vanilla person/reader DON'T READ
by ^0^ January 2, 2021
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TSC Person

Toiler Seat Cover Person, TSC people are nasty in general. They're metaphorically covered in piddle and shit scent. They tend to smell shit everywhere they go, but never look at themselves as the culprit

A person who is just as useless and disgusting as a Toilet Seat Cover
W: “Aw man, Chris has been pouring work on me and kissing my ass all the time

C: “I fucking know, he’s just a TSC Person”
by cars are cool October 18, 2021
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personal weapon

A firearm issued for personal use by a soldier, typically an assault rifle for enlisted personnel or on occasion a pistol for comissioned officers.
"keep you personal weapon within reach at all times"
by eighthofseven November 12, 2007
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Favorite person

Very strange person, but somehow you manage to get so attached to him. Really hard to get close to him. At first he seems like a cold hearted, careless people who doesn't care about anyone, but once you get close with him, you realize that he's really nice and caring. Very attractive boy too and he has a nice music taste ofc. Why do you got the name of a cat, huh
"I have BPD"

"So what about a favorite person? "
by Inlovewithyourmother0006 November 20, 2021
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